11. But knowing her, she would find definitely find some way to subvert them, like wearing the tie a lot looser than the school rulebook.
12. Speaking of school, Jessica would be the “chipper school captain” and take Bella under her wing.
13. And while sussing out the school’s handball courts, that’s where Bella would see the Cullens for the first time.
14. Bella and Edward would be lab partners in their science class rather than biology — because Aussie schools don’t divide students by subjects until they’re seniors.
15. Oh, and since hardly anyone drives to school, Edward would save Bella from an incoming school bus instead.
16. Over the next couple of days, Bella finds out that Edward’s dad, Carlisle, is a doctor at the Royal Prince Alfred Hospital.
17. She also would get invited to wag school and drive down to Wollongong, which Eric calls “the Gong, baby!”.
18. And go on a school excursion to the CSIRO Science and Education centre.
19. After a hard day’s work, Charlie would settle back and drink a couple cans of VB.
20. And Bella would attempt to pester him about the dingo attacks, which they’re investigating at the police department.