Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team — and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week’s tweets have been compiled by Justina Sharp. She is a 16-year-old fashion and entertainment blogger who splits her time between Netflix, BuzzFeed quizzes and making passing observations about Kanye West.
1 day u will meet some1 who notices the color nail polish u wear & saves ur selfies as their phone background & it will be amazing I promise
— Kami Baker (@thekamrinbaker) September 10, 2014
JUST BURNT MY EAR ON MY HAIR STRAIGHTENER AND I SAW MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY SOBBING EYES.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) September 12, 2014
“are we leaving yet?”
“yes. of course.”
*sits around for another twenty minutes*
— alexandra ling (@xandraaling) September 12, 2014
Beware of TV. It has the power to turn things like storage, parking and cupcakes into wars.
— AJR (@AJRBrothers) September 10, 2014
can i put “strutting around listening to music while pretending i’m on a runway at new york fashion week” as a talent on my résumé
— Anthony Quintal (@lohanthony) September 10, 2014
My roommate, while at his desk doing some pretty intense calculus, just gasped loudly and said, “The limit does not exist.”
— Jackson Barnett (@jacksonbarnett) September 12, 2014
One minute you’re in class, the next you’re eating pizza on the street and @edsheeran walks by, idk man NYC is weird.
— Bizzy Emerson (@bizzyems) September 10, 2014
me: i don’t need to buy any more pink clothing
me: *buys clothing in raspberry, coral, and a cream color with an underlying baby pink tone*
— mel (@klainky) September 7, 2014
STRANGERS THAT SMILE BACK AND DO THE LIL NOD NOD THING HAVE A SPECIAL PLACE IN MY HEART THANK YOU I APPRECIATE THE NOD NOD THING
— MISS BENNY 🍒 (@Miss_Benny) September 11, 2014
“I won’t believe I’ve made it until someone writes a @buzzfeed article composed solely of my tweets ” -the best thing I said during dinner
— justina sharp (@bentpieceofwire) September 10, 2014
Originally published at Huffington Post Comedy