Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team — and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
This week’s tweets have been compiled by Jamie Gleklen. Jamie is a rising junior who carefully balances her life between conducting original scientific research and trying to read every interview that features her favorite celebrities.
I fall in love with colleges the way you fall asleep, slowly and then all at once.
— Morgan Levy (@morganslevy) July 19, 2014
my pants zipper broke onstage….. i came out to have a good time and im honestly feeling so attacked right now
— camila (@Camila_Cabello) July 20, 2014
THOSE PEOPLE WHO RANDOMLY TEXT YOU OUT OF NOWHERE JUST TO CHECK UP ON HOW YOU’RE DOING DESERVE A LIFE TIME SUPPLE OF FUDGE BROWNIES
— Anthony Quintal (@lohanthony) July 24, 2014
*goes to the bathroom after sleeping all afternoon*
*is frightened by the reflection in the mirror*
— Isabel Song (@IsabelSong5000) July 23, 2014
if I didn’t tweet, did today even happen?
— justina sharp (@bentpieceofwire) July 23, 2014
GOD BLESS CHICKEN NUGGETS
— Rebecca Black (@MsRebeccaBlack) July 22, 2014
When the vans we get around in upgrade to having a charging station in every row that takes USB cables, that’s what I call success.
— Lauren Jauregui (@LaurenJauregui) July 24, 2014
“I’m going to have to watch tv alone.” – mom worrying about me going to college
— Laur ⚯͛ (@laurensofar) July 24, 2014
me shopping: oh yeah that shirt is nice but where is the other half of it
— Madison De La Garza (@MadDeLaGarza) July 23, 2014
In 2058, the selfies became self aware and started choosing their own filters.
— Neel Swamy (@neel_swamy) July 22, 2014
i go all day just thinking about pumpkin spice lattes and then 3 am rolls in and i ponder the meaning of life.
— Abigail Breslin (@yoabbaabba) July 23, 2014
The only time anyone asks me for me number is when I’m using my bonus card at the self-checkout
— jeromé 🧜🏾♂️ (@bonhumora) July 22, 2014
mOM IF YOU COME INTO MY ROOM TO TELL ME SOMETHING YOU DONT NEED TO STAY FOR AN EXTRA TWENTY MINUTES
— bea (@beamiller) July 23, 2014
“Hi, can I get a burger and a side order of using your bathroom?”
— Morgan Hegarty (@PotatoesHegarty) July 22, 2014
Friends give friends updates on Taylor Swift news.
— Jamie Gleklen (@jglek) July 24, 2014
Originally published at Huffington Post Comedy