Every week, we round up the best 140-character quips and insights from our esteemed blogging team — and other equally awesome teen tweeters. Scroll down to read the latest batch and share your own suggestions by following @HuffPostTeen!
So apparently it’s national let’s run stop signs and ignore right of way day😊
— Ash (@ashrebecky) February 11, 2015
Just witnessed a grown man going to work on a scooter. Legend.
— Bradley Will Simpson (@TheVampsBrad) February 12, 2015
The fact that I have to put on pants today is really upsetting.
— Jessica Funke (@jayyfunkk) February 8, 2015
mom: do you like the fake stain on the window in the bathroom
mom: then make it tumblr like hang some Polaroids or something
— king ken 🌍 (@elliottkenna) February 8, 2015
Some people license pictures look more like mugshots than pictures 😂
— Andy (@sabres518) February 13, 2015
I just played Magical Barbie by myself don’t even judge me
— Victoria (@victoria_cookk) February 8, 2015
I will forever dread the dentist, worst favorite place in the history of the world
— ALLI SIMPSON (@allisimpson) February 12, 2015
No school tomorrow Drake dropped his mixtape
— Joe Carter (@YouKnowJoe1) February 13, 2015
ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE
— ts (@Tyhahshari) February 13, 2015
My chemistry teacher signs autographs at comic cons for his comics. His double life.
— Janessa Nichole♡🦋 (@NessaBear3) February 9, 2015
Originally published at Huffington Post Comedy